when your parents start to lecture you about something for the 900000 time
fuck attractive people
that’s the plan
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties