when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
(via colormeskinnny)
if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
(via jjusttlistenn)
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
(via tomorrowmayormaynotbe)
