fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM
official-nhl:


Being a Goalie is hard, but snow angels make it better.
fancypancakes:

you cant come back from that
dopexsociety:

This the realest shit I seen in a minute

burgrs:

burgrs:

in 7th grade a girl told me i could have her bag of corn chips if i dated her for a week and ate spaghetti with her during lunch

yes i dated her are u fukcing stupid i love corn chips holy shit

(via jjusttlistenn)

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

(via tyler-brosey)

fucking-femtastic:

twsnyderman:

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Is this true ladies?

this is 100% true

(via pbbunny97)

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via glitterandnightmares)

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